How to be a Bidder Golfer - Going Once - Going Twice - Going Going Gone
I nervously looked around the pro shop. Here comes the pro. He s tan and lean with perfect Augusta manicured hair.
May I help you pard ner? he asked.
I hope so, I said. I ve won one of your auctions for a tee time. Here s my receipt thing, and I want to play.
Well, we re glad to have you sir! So will there be four golfers?
Yes, me and my buddies but you re defining golfers rather loosely. We re riding the course on a cart with golf bags, but we re not golfers. A quick chuckle and the pro processed my slip of paper.













